Nothin' but STAR WARS...

Yep. It's time to talk about RISE OF SKYWALKER. Finally.

It’s 1977. I am seven. I am furious.

I stand in a parking lot of the Clearwater 6. It’s a hot Florida Saturday afternoon, we’ve been in line for almost three hours already, and we’re just starting to inch our way toward the box office. My birthday party was supposed to be a pool party, and instead of swimming and playing The Hardy Boys and building Lego…